It's an article in SeattlePI about Dubs. It's pretty fun, the conversation between Dubs the UW mascot and Willie the reporter's dog. There were a few sarcastic comments, mean, but made me laugh:
Dubs: "I'll tell you anyway. My trainer gives me special instructions because she wants me to be able to handle all of the noise at Husky Stadium."
Willie: "What noise? Kid, your team was 0-12 last year."
Dubs: "Can't wait for my grand debut, leading my team out of the tunnel on Sept. 5 against LSU. That will be a beautiful day."
Willie: "A beautiful day, all right. May I suggest that that trainer of yours teach you something else?"
Dubs: "What's that?"
Willie: "How to put your tail between your legs. On most Saturdays, that's how you'll leave the stadium."
Dubs: "Should I learn to roll over and play dead, too? Sounds like my team does that a lot."
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